F*** the Banksta!

I don’t know where this came from, but I was reading this article and this one…it’s late and well…I was reminded of a song from my college days by NWA called F*** the police, so I did a little rewrite:


Right about now SEC court is in full effect.
Judge Geit presiding in the case of SEC versus the banksta’s.
Prosecuting attorneys are MC Roubini, Chris Dodd and Eazy muthaf***in BernankE.
Order order order. Chris Dodd take the muthaf***in stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
and nothin but the truth so help your fat ass?

Why don’t you tell everybody what the f*** you gotta say?

F*** tha banksta
Comin straight from the underground
Young banka got it bad cuz I’m down
And not the other color so politicians think
They have the authority to tax a minority

F*** that shit, cuz I ain’t tha cleana
For a punk muthaf***a with an audit and a ‘poena
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

F***in with me cuz I’m a real major
With a little bit of Goldman and a pager
Searchin my house, lookin for the product
Thinkin every banka is sellin exotics

You’d rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo
Beat tha SEC outta shape
And when I’m finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can’t swallow bread and water

I don’t know if they fags or what
Search a banka down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without a won they can’t get none
But don’t let it be a black and a white one
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Black SEC showin out for the white cop

Chris Dodd will swarm
On any muthaf***a in an accrue uniform
Just cuz I’m from the NYSE, punk SEC are afraid of me
A young banka on a warpath
And when I’m finished, it’s gonna be a bloodbath
Of props, dyin in DOJ
Yo Geit, I got somethin to say

F*** the banksta
F*** the banksta
F*** the banksta
F*** the banksta